Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. (Gorge W Bush)

"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." (Woody Allen)

"A friend in need is a pain in the bum!" (Unknown)

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter

"The team has come along slow but fast." - Casey Stengel, Baseball player and manager

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
 

Signs

Proof that life exists on mars!

Woopsy-daisy!

Oooh.....I'm scared

Eeeeerrrrrrrrr..... right that helps