Here are a few funny acronyms

                CARS

B.M.W

Born Moderately Wealthy

Break My Windows

Bought My Wife

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influences

Always Unsafe  Designs Implemented

FIAT

Failed Italian Automotive Technology

Failed In All Tests

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

DODGE

Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

PORSCHE

Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

AIRLINES

K.L.M.

Kamikaze  Loving Maniacs

DELTA

Doesn't Even Leave The Airport

QANTAS

Quick And Nasty Travel, Australian Style

VIRGIN

Very Interesting Ride; Going Into Nowhere

GULF AIR

Get Used to Late Flights Aircraft In Repair